MY CAMPUS STORY ๐
Do you remember❓
▪️Those funny moments when your lecturer and another lecturer are arguing over who owns a venue. You will be praying your lecturer loses the argument๐คค๐คฃ
▪️That moment you used your last card and bike to go to ATM ,ATM did not pay and it's already half past 4, my brother, I trekked back to lodge o๐คฃ๐
▪️One monitoring-spirit called "Friend" that will never visit on days you soak "Garri", until you manage to fry plantain and egg๐๐ฉ
▪️Have you ever been so blank in an exam hall, that you spend the remaining 1 hour calculating your GP๐๐
▪️We are always writing names for everything
You see a list going round; you don't know what its for oh, but the next thing is "please lemme write my name"
▪️If you have never asked your neighbour "Wetin you
cook?" Then your #Naija Campus_Stories ain't complete.๐๐
▪️You're cooking rice and someone from the third room comes to tell you "please remember that i don't like too much pepper๐
▪️You're bathing in a bathroom, you hear a voice from the next bathroom "Bae ah fit use your soap"๐๐
▪️That moment when a lecturer will come to a 2 hours class but uses 1 hour 15 minutes to insult almost the entire class one by one then uses 30 minutes to tell you about his life history then uses 15 minutes to lecture๐๐
▪️That moment you rushed for a 8am lecture and to make it faster, you took bike. And as you got down from the bike, looking for money in your wallet, you heard your course rep saying- "eehhhhmm, The class will no longer hold, I just called the lecturer"
▪️That moment when you set formation, waiting to enter the hall. And the next thing you hear is.. Oya you sit here (at the front) and your man too dey tell you.. You go upstairs.๐ ๐
▪️That moment when it is remaining only 5min to submit assignment in year 1 and course rep will be like you guys should submit ur assignment and some group will shout from the last seat abeg give us 1min make we run am sharp sharp๐ ๐.
▪️That moment u heard there is an emergency test to start in the next 30 mins , and u have to borrow to get bike from ur lodge to school only to get there and the lecturer gave 2hours grace.๐ฉ๐
Facts
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