UNIVERSITY IN NIGERIA
welcome to the university,
where every student looks familiar.
where you never stop meeting new friends.
where everyday is someone's birthday.
where you fall in love every week.
where your heart is broken every week.
where every girl you walk with is called your girlfriend.
where true love only lasts two weeks.
where all guys hate to greet girls with handshakes.
where every 100L student plans to buy a car in their 300L.
welcome to the university,
where you are never punished for not doing assignments.
where students don't "Pick" when they come late to school.
where the lecture hall becomes a crusade center on that announced Test day.
where students write the Test two hours after the lecturer has left the class and still begs the lecturer to collect it.
where every student wants a 4.0 but they don't know where the library is.
welcome to the university,
where the lecturers are always looking for excuse to leave the class before time.
where all the lecturers are authors.
where the lecturers give assignments that are not on Google.
welcome to the university
where a computer engineering student cannot set up a computer.
where an agric student have never been to a farm.
where a medical student faints when she sees blood.
where political science students hates politics.
where a computer science student do not need computers.
where a mechanical engineering student don't know what a spanner is.
where every 100L science student want to transfer to department of medicine.