UNIVERSITY IN NIGERIA
welcome to the university,🏯
where every student looks familiar.👫
where you never stop meeting new friends.
where everyday is someone's birthday.
where you fall in love every week.💑
where your heart is broken every week.💔
where every girl you walk with is called your girlfriend.😤
where true love only lasts two weeks.🥱💔
where all guys hate to greet girls with handshakes.😹
where every 100L student plans to buy a car in their 300L.🙀😹
welcome to the university,
where you are never punished for not doing assignments.🙊
where students don't "Pick" when they come late to school.🤠
where the lecture hall becomes a crusade center on that announced Test day.🤣🤣
where students write the Test two hours after the lecturer has left the class and still begs the lecturer to collect it.😄
where every student wants a 4.0 but they don't know where the library is.🤣🤣
welcome to the university,
where the lecturers are always looking for excuse to leave the class before time.😃
where all the lecturers are authors.🙄🙄
where the lecturers give assignments that are not on Google.😕😟
welcome to the university
where a computer engineering student cannot set up a computer.😣😝
where an agric student have never been to a farm.😂😂
where a medical student faints when she sees blood.🤣🤣🤔
where political science students hates politics.🙆🙆
where a computer science student do not need computers.🤔
where a mechanical engineering student don't know what a spanner is.🏃🏃
where every 100L science student want to transfer to department of medicine.🙊