10.Ugliness no good o! See me dey fear to post my picture on facebook, even to send to my facebook girfriend na wahala
11.Which one is "Happy matriculation" Age with grace? Yoruba people enh!
12.Pastor shout "FIRE" for mosque TURARI got burn...
13.yoruba are so anoinying, yesterday i was thinking about life when a fish seller came to ask me
fish seller:oga you go buy fish?
Me:yess o sheybi i resemble jonah?
14.My Mama be lyke
Mama:Holly, reduce dat your mountain of eba is too much o!
Me:Mama! I don finish am already
Mama:Glutton, if na to wash plate, you no go finish am o!
Me:Mama, this is too much nah wat if my girlfriend hear you?
Mama:chidinma come hear and hear me clearly, sheybi you no get work for house abi? Lazy bone
15.Teacher:During your exam period i will ask you to explain what happen in 1960
Me:Thank God i was born in the 2000s
16.Teacher:Make a sentence using the word "Sugar"
Me:I drank tea today.
Teacher:what of the sugar?
Me:is already in the tea.
cheesy cheesy cheesy
To be continue.....