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Today, I went to deposit a fake note.
Cashier: mr man, this money is fake. Me: the money is mine and the account is mine, what is your problem Oga, just put it in my account for me. Wisdom will not kill me
2
Pregnant lady in bus will be lookin at you to give up your seat for them. Was I there when you were screaming "go deeper"
3
After this Corona wahala, u go dey hear wedding colors like:isolated yellow, qualantine green, sanitizer white, covid red, mask blue
5
Nevet chase it let it come to you, naso jellof rice and malt take pass me for wedding. Motivational speakers avoid me ooo .
6
I opened biscuit, and you are throwing your chewing gum away, you beta pick it up.
7
I hate it when am singing a song and someone corrects me. What if am doing the remix.
8
Some girls ehh........... ever since I told bisola that her dress is beautiful..... she now wears it everyday.
9
Cynthia messaged me "sugar". I replied "groundnut". Then she blocked me
. I thought we were about to drink garri.
10
Happiness is when you hide meat under rice then your mum asks you to take more meat. Sweet mother, I no go forget you.
11
When I make my first billion I will not buy a fan or air conditioner in my house, I will buy helicopter to fan me,
12
I was eating when Buhari was making the speech. Immediately I heard two weeks........ I removed one meat from my soup and put it inside the pot. The journey is far abeg .
13
You are laughing and forget that no.4 is not included, now you went back and checked and you are now laughing at yourself.
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