1. You gained admission, you posted it. You went for lectures, you posted it. Youcwrote exams, you posted it. Results are out now, we didn't hear from you again๐๐
2. Welcome to Nigeria, where if you dodge your mother's slap, You have join cult๐
3. Me: I'm going to cover 3 chapters this night.
My Brain: You and who?๐
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4. January to December is 365 days.
But from December to January is 31 days. Something must be wrong somewhere.๐ค๐ค
5. I'm on my period.
I'm not in the mood.
I can't make it anymore.
You see these three sentences, no matter how learned a guy is, he will always be like "I don't understand.."๐ค๐๐๐
6. You don't know anything about betrayal until you see your classmate who told you that he didn't read for the exams, asking for extra sheet in the exam hall. ๐ญ
7. My boyfriend donated his blood to me so when we broke up, he said he wanted his blood back.
I simply threw my used pad on him and told him that I will be paying him monthly.๐๐๐
8. When your Ex has body odour, what is it called? Exodus.
Don't leave me!!!๐๐๐๐
9. Today, Nigerian ATM shocked me. After withdrawing money, the ATM asked me; anything for the boys? ๐๐
10. Polo of 3k, you are telling me it's 9k, and you are asking me "are you there?"
If it's you, will you be there?๐
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