1. You gained admission, you posted it. You went for lectures, you posted it. Youcwrote exams, you posted it. Results are out now, we didn't hear from you again😂😂
2. Welcome to Nigeria, where if you dodge your mother's slap, You have join cult😂
3. Me: I'm going to cover 3 chapters this night.
My Brain: You and who?🙄
💔💔😂😂
4. January to December is 365 days.
But from December to January is 31 days. Something must be wrong somewhere.🤔🤔
5. I'm on my period.
I'm not in the mood.
I can't make it anymore.
You see these three sentences, no matter how learned a guy is, he will always be like "I don't understand.."🤔😂😂😂
6. You don't know anything about betrayal until you see your classmate who told you that he didn't read for the exams, asking for extra sheet in the exam hall. 😭
7. My boyfriend donated his blood to me so when we broke up, he said he wanted his blood back.
I simply threw my used pad on him and told him that I will be paying him monthly.😂😂😂
8. When your Ex has body odour, what is it called? Exodus.
Don't leave me!!!🏃🏃😂😂
9. Today, Nigerian ATM shocked me. After withdrawing money, the ATM asked me; anything for the boys? 😂😂
10. Polo of 3k, you are telling me it's 9k, and you are asking me "are you there?"
If it's you, will you be there?🙄
😂😂😂😂
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