MrJazsohanisharma

Christmas eve campus jokes 😂


 JUST LOVE NAIJA SCHOOL

*u ask your friends..how far

with reading? They say they

haven't started...only to get to

the LIBRARY and find out they

have a permanent seat.

* Lecturers will be telling you "buying my handout is not

compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of those

that have

bought

* You graduate with 3.50 and you will be telling yourself.

If it was to be TSU... I would have been a

4.50 graduate by now.

* If you think true love is the

only thing that is hard to find...try

looking for your HOD when you

need his signature on a form.

*Anything you want to do, you must be on queue even

to enter the school

*You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all

seats have been occupied by bags & books abi dem dey

leave am for sch go back house ni?.

*u have already prepared food but to eat na wahala

because Ure already late for lectures.

* Lecturer: Only 10 students in

class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to

the

board to write. Before he turns

back-------class don full. Lol

*come night class during exam u go see different levels

of reading. scaning,skimming,jaking and lots

more.

*During exams u will know those who are naturally

beautiful because no time for makeup at all.

Everyone Don become born- again by force.

* It's always funny when exam

invigilator says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly

develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs

question in 50seconds.

Lol pacman smile

Abeg send dis to ur friendz and let's hail all NAIJA

students

3 good gbosa for our fantastic students

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